Pachyderms outdo people in cross-species chow bout
(AP)
AP - In the fight of pachyderms vs. people — the pachyderms now have the upper trunk.

New Zealand airline issues nude safety video
(AP)
AP - New Zealand's national airline has adopted a cheeky way to encourage passengers to watch its in-flight safety video: The cabin crew's uniforms are nothing but body paint.

NYPD rookie makes arrest moments after graduation
(AP)
AP - A New York Police Department rookie just couldn't wait to get started.

Illinois cabbie uses deodorant to disarm attacker
(AP)
AP - Police in suburban Chicago say a taxi driver who didn't have Mace handy when he was attacked by a knife-wielding passenger instead disarmed the man with a can of aerosol deodorant.

Calif. students get X-rated version of class DVD
(AP)
AP - A Northern California elementary school teacher sent her students home for the summer with a video of class memories, only the DVD included six seconds of her having sex on a couch.

"Great Train Robber" is refused parole
(Reuters)
Reuters - "Great Train Robber" Ronnie Biggs lost his long-running bid for early jail release on Wednesday after the British government said he should not be allowed out on parole because he was "wholly unrepentant."

Fireworks spread terror in war weary town
(Reuters)
Reuters - Independence day fireworks sent terrified Congolese sprinting for cover on Tuesday in fear that war had broken out again in their eastern city.

Russia bans all gambling and shuts casinos
(Reuters)
Reuters - Russia closed down its casinos overnight as gambling was banned nationwide, a move the industry says could throw a third of a million people out of work.

Man had boss killed to save job?
(Reuters)
Reuters - Spanish police have arrested a man whom they suspect hired a contract killer to murder his boss in a desperate bid to avoid being laid off, newspaper El Pais reported on Tuesday.

Mosquito repellent firm in dock for mosquito breeding
(Reuters)
Reuters - A Sri Lankan court threatened a mosquito repellent factory manager with six months in jail for failing to destroy mosquito breeding areas on company premises to stop the spread of dengue fever, an official said Tuesday.
