Lookin' Fly In DeVry Education and training stocks have been decent hiding places in the market crash. DeVry looks like the prime pick. Better Breed Of Hedge Funds To Emerge Investors are unlikely to accept rapacious fee structures and long lock-up periods much longer. Irrational Anti-Exuberance Mires U.S. Lending Dallas Fed's Fisher sees a hard 2009 as credit freezes. U.S. Economy Shows Signs Of Lifelessness Long-term Treasuries rise as manufacturing and construction data comes in weak. Oil, Emerging Market ETFs Recede Edgy investors flee from funds with holdings in energy and developing countries. No Fun For Exchange-Traded Funds A global sell-off spurred by recession fears toppled ETFs with holdings in oil and emerging markets. Dealing With Short Ban Distortions The ban on shorting financial stocks shrunk short interest but also stoked volatility and thin trading. Emerging Markets Bleed Funds The steep ascent of shares from emerging markets has slipped into retrograde and it's getting ugly. Funny Timing For Commodity ETF The Jimmy Rogers ETF is a great commodity play, but its arrival may mark a market top for hard assets. Paulson Pumps Up U.S. The takeover of Fannie and Freddie clears the way for more upside in U.S. stocks. The Phony Jobs Report The Bureau of Labor Statistics radically undercounted August jobs, but it's still an ugly picture.